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What happens when you take the worst traits of modern dating culture, put them into a fictional boyband and send them on their final world tour? Fuccbois: Live in Concert is the hilariously ridiculous answer..
Presented as the farewell concert of the world’s biggest boyband, Fuccbois is a high-energy combination of comedy, music and satire. The four members – Brendan, Brandon, Tyler and Also Brendan – are everything you would expect from a manufactured boyband, complete with ridiculous outfits, overblown egos and plenty of pelvic thrusts. The cast throw themselves into the boyband persona with impressive commitment, and the chemistry between them keeps the energy high throughout. The songs are genuinely catchy, with polished pop production and some impressively tight vocal harmonies.
And it is the lyrics that are the real star of the show. Songs such as Slow Fade, Rich Dad, Three Little Words and Gaslight Shanty cleverly skewer the familiar behaviours of the modern fuckboy, from ghosting and emotional unavailability to gaslighting and the eternal struggle to say those elusive “three little words”. The satire is sharp without becoming overly heavy-handed, and there are plenty of moments that will feel uncomfortably familiar to anyone who has navigated the world of modern dating.
The choreography is suitably over-the-top, with synchronised dance routines, dramatic poses and an impressive number of crotch-grabbing moves. There is a real affection for the boyband genre beneath the satire, and the performers clearly relish the opportunity to play these hilarious man-boy characters.
What makes Fuccbois more than just a series of jokes about terrible male behaviour is the recognition that there are actual people behind the public personas. As the concert begins to unravel, we get glimpses of rivalry, insecurity, and the pressures of masculinity. The result is a surprisingly affectionate parody rather than simply a one-dimensional attack on men. The performance builds towards a climactic moment when the female manager walks off after a powerful monologue, creating a sudden and striking tonal shift. While this adds depth to the satire, it is perhaps difficult for the show to bring the audience fully back into the light-hearted, high-energy boyband performance that follows.
Nevertheless, Fuccbois delivers exactly what it promises: a funny, energetic and highly entertaining fake boyband concert with a satirical edge. You may well find yourself humming one of their catchy songs afterwards – although the decidedly rude lyrics might make you think twice about singing it out loud. Here’s hoping this “final” tour isn’t really the end – a Fuccbois comeback tour would be very welcome.
Funny, catchy and cleverly observed.

Our mini-reviewer said : ‘This was a very funny performance, the audience laughed all the way through. The songs were great, the dancing was hilarious and it got a serious message across in a humorous way. Some of the jokes were probably aimed more at an adult audience but it was still entertaining for me as a teenage girl. I loved the concept of female performers taking the mickey by impersonating a boy band, they did it so well. Tyler cracked me up when he kept singing to girls in the audience. It was a lot of fun.’
(Written by Elika Aspinall)